feferihipstersparklesnumber1fan: so at work today someone ordered 20 nuggets and when they were walking away they dropped them and burst into tears saying ‘why does this always happen to me’ and then they laid on the ground until a manager had to kick them out
Daughter: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: Ran a blog about your father and his friends.
idontgiveafudge: Don’t act right when you know...
[[MORE]]I feel like all the planning people are doing with prom, it’s not going to be how they expect it to turn out to be. I think I’m going to end up doing something completly out of character with my boyfriend and just load up on alchol and end up crashing wherever he has us for the night. I’m pretty much gonna pay for a hotel room with people I’m not gonna spend the...
So I shaved tonight and presided to pick out my outfit for tomorrow. Weather dot com says that it’s going to rain tomorrow… How silly would I look if I still wore shorts and sandals? I don’t want freshly shaven legs to go to waste.
Why do I feel like my dad knows all the dirty...
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I lost it while fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.