August 2012
July 2012
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Every time my dad calls to check on the kids, my one year old brother is always taking a nap.
My dad is convinced that I beat him to sleep.
Why can’t he just believe that I’m an amazing big sister?
“What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate...”
– Gloria Steinem (via waityouguys)
ohhhh becca i’m loving your blog today.
(via breakplans)
This is a great fucking post.
(via amodollface)
People think I'm so innocent... If only they knew...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Watchselylovesthesky:
tolerated:
ayyy this shit go hard
I was smiling the whole time. This was cute af
im so disappointed. does anyone remember how...
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
stiglitz-hugo:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Go ‘head.
Anonymous asked: Ohh I should start doing that too lol j/k it wouldn't work for me though cause I don't look like you. :)
Anonymous asked: Why do people have to send you money? I know you're gorgeous but do we really have to pay to see your beauty?
3 tags
trapgods:
You can’t date a girl with a lot of guy friends cus she’ll just suck they dick when you make her mad, Especially if she’s light skin.
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– Unknown (via ciafa)
My life
(via staypositiveppl)
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I cut an inch off my hair today
I needed to cut the bad ends and ended up cutting a good inch throughout the whole thing.. I don’t think I even checked to see if it was a good end but at least it’s even-ish all around.
It feels goods to have all the pixie knots out (for now).
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
Hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline:
If you are obsessive-compulsive; please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4, and 5
If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
kanyewestfanfics:
Kim checks around the house to make sure no one is around before opening the box that she ordered. Laying inside is an exact replica of Kanye’s face in mask form. It’s sad that she has to stoop this low but sadly it’s the only way to excite him anymore.
keyboardsexual:
when i was driving yesterday i saw a banana peel in the road and automatically swerved to avoid it
fucking mario cart
