fucking shit i love this
Story about your day - I woke up around 11 this morning to an empty house. I proceeded to twist my hair and which took about four hours because I decided to take breaks while watching season 13 of “King of the Hill”. My siblings came home from school and we went walking around our neighborhood and now I’m here waiting for Scandal to come on.
Top 5 celebrity crushes - Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and Donald Glover
Random fact about yourself - I have these random hiccups. I don’t know how to control them or make them stop. It’s one every hour and people confuse it for a sneeze.
Is anyone looking or willing to take home a precious kitten? He/she was pulled out from under a car today in Kissimmee, Fl and I’ll be fostering him in FL while I’m down there, but my apartment in New York can’t hold 2 cats (it’s tiny).
If you’re along the east coast I can definitely get the cat to you on my way from florida to new york. I’m fostering it because I don’t want to see the little thing euthanized, and I’m willing to pay or vaccines and spay/neutering while I’ll in florida.
so please, free kitten?
sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet